Sprinklers Are Gay

So tonight, I was out enjoying myself... yea... that means that I was watching the stars accompanied by only my dog. I was thinking about how hardcore life sucks, when all of a sudden I hear the waterpump turn on... I'll be fine, right? No... stupid, gay, worthless, no good, gosh damn, free loading sons of bitches, retarded, big mouth, know-it-all-bitch sprinklers turn on... What's a girl to do, except for scramble madly for the flashlight, which blends in perfectly with the grass, i might add, (another thing that we can thank sprinklers for), all the while getting sprayed with chilly creek water. Thank you... thank you very much for my bath... now i won't have to take a shower when i get up in 4 hours...

Have a nice day.