There is empty yogurt on my computer desk...

So, Yesterday, my Geometry teacher was doing proofs, and he proved to us that women were the root of all evil:After said proof was completed, he told us the story of how a girl in one of his former classes took great offence to this problem, and came back the next day prooving how men were pricks. (Yes, he used those exact words.) Anyway, he went on to explain how he had lost the "Men are Pricks" proof, so I came up with one of my own.

Common sense says:
Man = Prick

:P just thought I would brag a little for coming up with the best proof ever.

Have a nice day.

The Aptitude of the 4th and 5th Broken Heart

I was at a party on New Year's.
There was a guy I could have kissed.
But I said "No", I was thinking of someone else.
I should have kissed him, it wouldn't have hurt so bad.
Of course, he wasn't one of your best, most trusted friends, so it wouldn't have hurt you so hardcore.
But I still wish you luck on your latest endeavor.

Have a nice day.