It's 12:24... i don't mean to brag.

I love you.

Still.

Even though you broke my heart 3 times now.

And someday, I will kiss you.

You can quote me on that one.

Have a nice day.

Waiting to Die

You know what, when you wear your iPod into the grocery store, you look like a douche bag. Just take it.

Have a nice day.

Anarchy, the greatest form of hypocracy

I'm tired of trying to impress you people... So I'm just gonna say it:: I cuss. A lot. And you don't. But I'm not perfect, and either are you. So get over it. I'm not even pretending I'm perfect. That's the difference between you and me. I say ass, bitch, crap, shit, fuck. All of it.

I don't have the same beliefs as you.

Some of the things I do may offend you.

But I don't care.

Have a nice fucking day.

Douchebaggary

A word used to describe people with cars like this ^^^^^^^^^^^

What the hell are you thinking? "Wow! My music is so shitty that I'm gonna make everyone listen to it!" Great idea, douche bag.

You can literally feel these people coming before you can hear/see them. Like a rapist.

... Actually that's all I got. Because the bottom line is:: People with "bumping" stereo systems=rapists, and rapists=douche bags.

Have a nice day.

Sprinklers Are Gay

So tonight, I was out enjoying myself... yea... that means that I was watching the stars accompanied by only my dog. I was thinking about how hardcore life sucks, when all of a sudden I hear the waterpump turn on... I'll be fine, right? No... stupid, gay, worthless, no good, gosh damn, free loading sons of bitches, retarded, big mouth, know-it-all-bitch sprinklers turn on... What's a girl to do, except for scramble madly for the flashlight, which blends in perfectly with the grass, i might add, (another thing that we can thank sprinklers for), all the while getting sprayed with chilly creek water. Thank you... thank you very much for my bath... now i won't have to take a shower when i get up in 4 hours...

Have a nice day.

7 Things... (about 2 different people)

First: 7 Things I Hate About You (Person #1)

1. Your morning breath
2. How guilty you made me feel
3. Your smell
4. Your selfishness
5. How you always wanted to talk about yourself
6. That you made me want to kill myself
7. How you jumped to conclusions about me

Second: 7 Things I Love About You (Person #2)

1. How easily you can make me laugh
2. Your eyes
3. You love God
4. That no matter what happens, you make it easy for me to be happy for you
5. That whenever I see you, my heart starts fluttering.
6. That you write poetry
7. That I consider you one of my best friends

Now that i've made it pretty obvious who you two are, there's something i want to say to person #2: I hope that you're happy... because it just takes your smile to light up my day. This sounds pretty cheesy doesn't it???

Anyway...

Have a nice day.

Two Things I Really Hate

Okay, so here are two things I really hate:

Let me set the scene for you. You've just gotten out of school or extracurricular project or something, and you're sitting on a bench, waiting for a significant other, friend and/or co-worker to pick you up. Someone that you know drives by after picking up another person who was involved in school or extracurricular project. They stop by, commenting on your new look or asking a quick question (i.e. "Did you get your school or extracurricular project finished?"), you answer, then they ask the question. I mean, it's not like it's obvious or anything. The stupidest 8 word question that has ever been asked. "Is someone coming to give you a ride?" I mean, whenever it happens to me, I want to answer "No... no... I just love sitting on benches until someone notices I'm gone and comes looking for me." I mean, it shouldn't make me so mad... but it does.

Another thing is something that I dread. I don't want to go into social situations because of it. Small talk. It's so... worthless. I mean, most people are like:

Tim: Hey John, nice to see you.
John: You too...
*awkward silence*
Tim: How about the weather?
John: Yeah! It's supposed to get over 100 degrees tomorrow.
Tim: That's hotter than your daughter!
John: ...
Tim: Um... I've got to go.

Great example of small talk. If it were up to me, it'd be:

Me: Hey! You know who's awesome?
Them: Peggy Sue
Me: Yeah... bye
Them: Bye!

See... no worthless opinions exchanged there... just cold hard facts. It starts quickly and ends quickly and there are no awkward silences or stupid things said. If you ever start small talk with me, you'll know that I hate it. I mean, for me it's like getting hit by a car. It's just like, I know where I'm going, then all of a sudden out of nowhere, "ASHLEY! HEY!" I've been hit! So what do I do now. "Hey Bob... what's cracken?" "Oh you know... not much, you?" "Um... not... not much." THIS IS CRITICAL NOW. It's at this point in the small talk where I shift my weight over to one leg and start looking over your shoulder at what I have to do. Sometimes, I walk away mid-sentence depending on what it is I have to do. You'll also notice that I bring up the task at hand a lot, like: "Oh yeah... I'm doing good... you know... just on my way to the Ice Cream Man. You know... Infact, yesterday I went to the Ice Cream Man and I got this great fudge bar. From the Ice Cream Man." If you don't get it by now, I'm just going to end our conversation. These are the usual things I say:

-Will you call me later? (This usually makes them happy, and say "Okay" and forget what they were talking about.)
-Oh... my dad's here (as much as I would love to stay and listen to you chat for hours about the weather.)
-Um... I've actually got to go. (this is straight and to the point. It gets the job done.)

Anyway, thanks for reading this...

Have a nice day.

Something To Think About

The world is hopeless. I mean, the only comfort we have is knowing that God knows our names and we'll be on the VIP list. It's a wonder I'm still alive. Do you know how many sick people there are out there? Do you know how easy it is to kill yourself on accident? It's... disgusting to say the least. Then we have these people:

Who don't understand the value of life. I mean... last week, I guess I didn't understand, but this week... I think I get it. They cut themselves to rid themselves of pain or for attention. Those who have true, genuine pain, don't try and show it off. They do things that no one will notice, like cutting and hiding it or biting themselves. I have to admit, I am guilty of biting myself once and a while. Try it when you get mad (just don't bite til you bleed... that hurts.) or something. Anyway, the point is that so much stress and crap gets built up at the same time, and there has to be a way to get out of the pain for a second. If these people had a will to die... they could.

Then on the other side of the color wheel, you have those emo's who are doing it for attention. The emo's who cut themselves too deep on purpose then call the ambulance. They need attention desperatly. They are SICK. Professional help can only be the good thing for them. I mean, it's perfect if you think about it. "I hate everyone, so if I make it look like I'm going to kill myself, they'll send me to therapy, people will be nicer as to not make me sad and I'll live to experience this all... perfect!"

Personally, both make me angry, though I do bite myself sometimes in times of great stress and I know it's bad and I need to stop and I will... it's been getting better. But before the 24th, my stress levels were waaaaaaaay too high. But it doesn't matter anymore... it's over and life is good. So... I hope I've given you something to think about.

Have a nice day.

I NOW DECLARE JUNE 24TH:

Brittain's Independance Day.

It's Been A Craaaazy Year

Okay... so I just had to make a list to clear it all up.
This list will be divided into three categories: things i've gained, things i've lost, things i've kept. Some of these will make the list a couple of times... bear with me, okay?

THINGS I'VE GAINED:

• Family
• Friends (though i'm not sure if they consider me their friend but oh well.)
• First Kiss
• Boyfriend
• Job
• First Prom
• Closer relationship with family/friends
• Stronger love for God
• God took me back... i will be forever greatful
• Learner's Permit
• Braces
• Organizers
• TONS of Christmas presents. but that's what you get when people feel bad for you. :P
• A better appreciation for life
• Knowledge
• Weight {Last year ----> :) This year ----> :)) }

Things I've Lost:

• My mom
• Some friends
• 6 months of my life
• A boyfriend
• Teeth (:E)
• My chances :(
• My lip-ginity
• Socks
• Money
• A blank, signed check (i found it)
• My small jeans
• Some innocence (i guess you could say)
• My ability to forgive myself
• My summer mornings
• I think some kidney function too... i'm not sure though.
• A cell phone

Things I've Kept:

• My virginity
• My good friends
• Family
• My sanity... mostly
• Music
• My ability to read sheet music
• Garbage. (there's still some in my backpack)
• Things that are valuable to me.
• This list going... seriously... it's time to stop.

So... i just made this list for giggles. Have fun, and feel free to contribute through comments. Thanks a bunch!

Have a nice day.

Adventures in Brownie Land

So... today i go downstairs because adam has demanded the computer from me (once again) and my uncle calls, so i give the phone to my dad, who is out in the garage. when i come back in, i stumble across the scariest thing i have ever had the displeasure to view: adam attempting to make brownies.

so after i wrestle the olive oil from him and explain that olives are not indeed vegetables, i go upstairs, expecting an evening alone with my laptop and solitare. pretty soon i hear, "Ashley! how do you turn on the oven?" "Ashley, will you help me mix the brownies, i don't know how!" "Ashley! I'm worthless at life, i can't even pull off a simple task like pushing 'preheat' on the oven!" (okay, so that last one was made up, but whatever) this is when my dad stumbles in on the horrible mess in the kitchen.

Guess who ends up making the brownies? yeah, my dad.

Brownie batter is gross:

People Are Sooper Stupid

though no one reads this, i have some stuff to get off my chest. things that i've come to realize. people are stupid. they're always fighting, they never call to tell you where they are, they do things that they know will hurt them, they never call to tell you where they are, they can see things are happening, but they do diddly squat to stop it, they never call to tell you where they are, they use t.v. as their role model and above that, they never call to tell you where they are!

i mean really. what does it take for someone to give up, or pick up the telephone, or say "no", or dial a number, or confront a friend about drug use, or hold the phone to their ear, or turn off the t.v. and go outside, or say "hello... i'm gonna be (insert where you are going here) tonight... don't worry."

what i guess i'm trying to say is: stop being stupid. instead of fighting, unite. i'm tired of people bashing each other and rumors being spread and people not calling and people not calling and people not calling... oh, and people not calling.

Have a nice day.

I Thought I Was A Failure At Life... Then I Saw This.

So... you wanted to know about me...

Basics:
Name:	ashley
DOB:	11/11
Birthplace:	kalispell montana
Current location:	my computer desk
Eye color:	grayish-green (but it changes depending on what color i wear)
Hair Color:	brownish-blonde
Height:	5'4''
Heritage:	german, irish, swedish, dutch and british
Piercings:	ears
Tattoos:	not yet
Favorite:
Band/Singer:	good charlotte
Song:	we believe
Genre of Music:	pop punk
Color(s):	pink
TV show(s):	the soup
Movie(s):	the breakfast club
Food:	chocolate
Store:	ross
#:	11
Drink:	orange juice
Clothing Brand:	one clothing
Shoe Brand:	airwalk
Animal:	kitty cat
Pizza topping:	don't really like pizza, but canadian bacon
Season:	fall
Month:	november
Holiday:	christmas
Flower:	sunflower
This or That:
Sunny or rainy:	depends on what mood i'm in
Chocolate or vanilla:	chocolate
Fruit or veggie:	fruit
Night or day:	night
Sour or sweet:	sour
Love or money:	love
Phone or in person:	in person
Poor & happy or rich & miserable:	poor and happy
Looks or personality:	looks attract me, personality keeps me hooked
Coffee or tea:	tea
Hot or cold:	hot
Your:
Goal for this year:	pass english
Most missed memory:	my mommy
Best physical feature:	i don't know...
First thought waking up:	oh my gosh... i have to go to school again
Future:
Do you wanna get married:	yep
Do you wanna have kids:	yep
If so, how many:	2
Do you wanna go to college:	mos. def.
What do you want to be:	an interior designer
Do You:
Dance in the rain:	i'm waiting for it to rain so i can
Smoke:	no... eww...
Drink:	not alcohol
Shower daily:	yep. i feel gross if i don't
Like thunderstorms:	yeah, they're pretty
Curse:	only sometimes
Sing:	i'm in choir... i sing every single day
Play an instrument:	clarinet, trumpet, a little guitar and i don't mean to brag... but i'm an awesome nose flutist
Think you are good looking:	not particularly
Get along with your parents:	yeah. but i've been talking back lately.
Other Questions:
Can you whistle:	only 3 ways!
Right or left handed:	i'm a righty
Your bedtime:	10, but i usually fall asleep around 12
Biggest fear:	fish.are.so.freaking.scary.
3 things you can't live without:	God, family, friends
Color of your room:	pink
Siblings:	i think adam counts... ya know cuz he's from the same mother and father as me... :(
Middle name:	renee
Pets:	1 dog (baylee) 2 cats (shadow and cloud) 4 fish (only one has a name, fungus)
Nicknames:	ash, ashwee, ash-a-bug
For or against gay marriage:	i don't care, but i don't want to see you marching down the street screaming "gay marriages" cuz i'm hetero and i don't walk down the street yelling stuff like, "hetero rights!"
Thoughts on abortion:	abortion is so wrong. it'd be like me shooting someone right now,
If you could be anywhere right now where would you be:	sleeping
Do you wear contacts/glasses:	both
Are you afraid of the dark:	sometimes
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Music Shuffle Survey
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- AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WITH THE TITLE OF THE SONG THAT COMES ON -
[it's better if you don't cheat and don't skip any songs.]
What is your name? Or what should your name be?:	Tom Sawyer [Sweet (MSI Cover)]
How is your life going?:	Crushcrushcrush [i only have one "crush" though...]
What is your nickname?:	In The Air Tonight [um... no one really calls me that...]
What is your theme song?:	Drowning Sucks [Dane Cook rawks! drowning would suck...]
What is your best friend's theme song?:	Teardrops on My Guitar [she does seem pretty depressed lately]
How is your life going to turn out?:	My Humps [i'm gonna be a porno star??? what???]
Will you get married?:	Smells Like Teen Spirit [i'm gonna get married young???]
Will you have kids?:	My Humps [i'll take that as a yes.]
What will your job be?:	Get Low [again with the porno star thing...]
Did you/will you finish school?:	Tom Sawyer [did tom sawyer finish school???]
Who is your best friend?:	Piece of Me [i'm my own best friend]
Who is or will be your significant other?:	Dueling Banjos [someone will be fighting over me... :(]
Who do you like?:	Realize [i guess i've realized who i like... :)]
How will you die?:	But It's Better If You Do [who's gonna convince me to do something that's gonna kill me???]
How do you feel right now?:	Take On Me [cuz i'm a strong woman]
What is your favorite song?:	Pain [um... no?]
How could you describe your parents?:	The Future Has Arrived [wha?]
Your best friend[s]?:	Discovery Channel [well... no...]
Your teachers?:	Panama [what?]
Your significant other [or crush...]?:	Hey Mama [nothing makes sense anymore... :(]
Yourself?:	Breathe [i do that a lot]
What is your best feature?:	Talk Dirty To Me [sounds naughty... :\]
What will you be / should you be, profession-wise?:	It's Time To Dance [so not a porno star, but a stripper... :P]
How could you describe this survey?:	Numa Numa [i guess... i mean... it makes no sense]
What makes you angry?:	Spring Nicht [yes... nighttime will make me angry this year]
What makes you sad?:	Money Honey [money makes me sad? when did this happen?]
What makes you happy?:	Coin Operated Boy [i don't have one of those... :P]
What makes you dance?:	Not So Kool-Aid [well... i know it's not Kool-Aid]
What is your favorite color?:	Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes [is that a color?]
How would you describe yourself?:	Wake Up [yea... i need to do that...]
Who is your worst enemy?:	Rape Me [so true...]
Who do you hate?:	Wanted Man [hells yes]
Who do you love?:	Here (in your arms) [i love being there... :)]
Who do you lust after?:	Pump It [what?]
Finish the Sentece
I wish:	Last Request [yes... we know that, but what do i wish???]
I want to:	Lipgloss [my lips do feel a bit dry...]
I want to kill:	Crocodile Guy [oh... i'm too late...]
I want to eat:	Bubbly [well... theres only one problem with that... bubbles are gross]
My head:	Ebay This Shit [i guess i have to sell my head...]
I am:	Fergalicious [sweet!]
My best feature is:	Way Cool Junior [i'm not a junior]
My eyes are:	Nine In The Afternoon [thats... cool?]
My hair is:	Teenagers [are you implying that it's greasy... cuz it's not... i shower everyday]
My face is:	Freak [i knew it... i knew it all along...]
You should:	The Potential Break Up Song [don't do that! no matter what!]
Random
Words of advice:	Shiny Toy Guns [cuz shiny real guns aren't fun to play with]
How do others see me?:	Dr. Feelgood [WHAT???]
How do I see myself?:	Godzilla [true... sorta... i'm not reptilian, though...]
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The Proper Way to Use "Nevermind"

So... I was on the phone with my boyfriend the other day, and he asked me a question, I gave an answer, he didn't hear it, and I didn't want ot repeat myself, so instead, I took the safe way out and responded with "Nevermind."

I obviously made a big mistake... Little did I know, he hated that word (later that night, he ended his life.)

I don't know what his problem was with that word. It might be that I say it 50 times a day and use it improperly;

Never: 1. not ever; at no time
Mind: 1.the element or complex of elements in an individual that feels, perceives, thinks, wills, and especially reasons

but he "found" something that "proved" to me that Never Mind is indeed, a horrible word::

Never mind
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For other uses, see Nevermind (disambiguation).

Look up never mind in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
"Never mind" is the source of all evil and Ashely should never use it again or I'll go insane!! Emily Litella, a character played by Gilda Radner on Saturday Night Live. For instance, see Memorable Quotes from "Saturday Night Live" (1975). It is considered by some[attribution needed] to be a shortening of "never you mind".[dubious – discuss]
Miss Litella meant the third of the following Wiktionary definitions of "never mind":
I hate you
I want my money back because someone stole my children.
I was wrong; because im worthless.
In saying "Never mind", Litella acknowledges her error in misapprehending some expression and speaking out about the perceived issue on national television.[1] However, her cheery two-word apology, which she apparently considers sufficient to set things right, comically shows her lack of understanding of the havoc she has caused. Having learned nothing from the experience, she is back with a similar mistake (and another "Never mind!") in succeeding episodes.
Ironically, as someone whose hearing is obviously impaired, the Litella character is likely to have encountered the words "Never mind" in the second usage above, meaning that the speaker did not consider his or her words worth repeating in such a way that Litella could understand them. People who work with the deaf and hearing impaired are often advised not to say "Never mind" to them, since it can be interpreted as meaning that the person is not considered worth the effort required to re-convey the speaker's previous words.[2]
"Never mind" was a running gag and a catch phrase during the character's 26 appearances in the Weekend Update portion of the comedy series.[3] In quoting Litella, a person acknowledges a mistake, or that a previously-expressed concern is no longer to be considered valid. However, by imitating her distinctive way of saying those words, the person ironically conveys a more light-hearted, self-aware tone to the expression than does the character herself.

[edit] Beyond the Fringe
The same phrase was used in the sketch Aftermyth of War from the 1960 satirical show Beyond the Fringe. The character recalls World War II and a succession of occasions when his wife informs him of some disastrous development, to which he responds "Never mind, my dear, oi said to 'er. You put on the kettle, we'll have a nice cup of tea." [4]

So if you're on my side... thank you... leave a comment
If you're not... nevermind... leave a comment